The person in possession of this card is entitled to one (1) tunez0riffic bicycle tune-up free of charge. Tune 'er up, tune 'er up!
Free tune-up offer cannot be combined with other offers. It cannot be transferred to a musical instrument, a jalopy, some guy's face, or any other non-bicycular object.
Not all bicycles are eligible. Not all of them should be.
Your bicycle must meet the following criteria or your gift card will be voided and you and your bicycle will be removed from the premises:
Stationary. No moving bicycles of any kind
Two (2) wheels. They should touch the ground underneath your bicycle.
No square wheels.